where is this world going?

It's wednesday afternoon, I'm sitting in my naked cubical and it smells like peanut butter toast. My mouth is watering. I doubt anyone actually made peanut butter toast, but my nose tends to smell things differently than your nose. Today feels like a thinking day, a day to sit back and ask the unanswerable questions to anyone willing to ponder over these questions as well. I also like to make up my own theories and answers to these questions, some questions though, just are forever unanswerable.

My first question, Who was the first person to put peanut butter on a toasted piece of bread? and Why? What made this person, who ever it was, wake up one day and say "hey, i got this jar of peanut butter, and some bread, I bet if I made this bread warm and crunchy, (probably over an open fire, i wouldnt imagine peanut butter toast is as recent as the toaster) and smothered it with this here peanut butter, it'd be pretty dang good."

But for all those who know me, know that I love to put puffy cheetos inside my peanut butter and jelly sandwich... why do i do this? it tastes good, its sooo good, theres not many things in this world that taste this good, and if you haven't tried it yet, and think it's actually quite gross and you think "ew! no way, that can't possibly taste good!" Try it! I promise it's the greatest thing you'll ever eat. but the question remains, why did i think to put cheetos on my peanut butter and jelly sandwhich? Honestly I cant really remember, but I can give you a good bullshit answer that might be correct, or it might not be... i like crunchy peanut butter better than creamy, and those peanuts in that crunchy peanut butter just wasn't doing it for me, I imagine that i probably had a bag of puffy cheetos i was munching on with my sandwich, and decided that since the peanuts weren't giving my sandwich that umph, the cheetos would give it that extra pizzazz I needed. it worked like a freakin champ!! try it. i promise youll never go back to a plain old peanut butter and jelly and sandwich again.

Question 2, just how far does the sky actually go? when does the sky end and space begin?

Question 3, do animals in captivity know they're in captivity?

Ahh!! All of a sudden I actually have to do things at work other than tweet.

more questions are to come.

seriously, try the peanut butter and jelly and cheeto sandwich.